10 Random things I have learnt as a mother

I’m really into doing linkys lately, mainly to get people to notice my blog a bit more and the other reason being because they’re fun! I really liked the idea of this linky from learnermama. Here’s the 10 random things that I have learnt since becoming a mummy…

1. Your baby only decides to have a lovely long lye in every morning that you HAVE to be somewhere!
2. Sometimes babies poo right up their back, surprisingly they have the skill of pooing right up their front too!
3. It’s a massive effort to get on the bus!
4. You find yourself sat watching Mr Tumble and Mr Bloom even when baby’s having a nap, knowing every characters name and everything about them!
5. Nothing stains clothes quite like baby jar food!
6. you learn to wrestle baby and change their nappy in 0.001 second. 😉
7. You learn all the words of every baby song & all of the actions, as if they’ve been etched in your mind the moment you give birth!
8. You have amazing reflexes – moving everything faster than lightening!
9. You learn your whole life has changed when everything you search on the internet goes from beauty/fashion related to baby related!
10. To go anywhere you need to be really organised – planning 10 minutes before you go will not go down well.